"ddavidn" (ddavidn) 01/30/2014 at 17:17 • Filed to: food show

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FOOD SHOW UPDATE: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

willkinton247 > ddavidn 01/30/2014 at 17:19

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Oh dear lord.

and this image is just spectacular.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ddavidn 01/30/2014 at 17:20

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For some inscrutable reason, my brain interpreted this as referring to his bra size. I hate you brain. I hate you so much.

ddavidn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/30/2014 at 17:21

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Those would be even more disgusting than actual K-cups.

willkinton247 > willkinton247 01/30/2014 at 17:21

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GET HIM OUT OF THAT BEAUTIFUL MACHINE. PUT HIM IN THIS ONE.

TheJWT > ddavidn 01/30/2014 at 17:27

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I half expected them to be BBQ flavored...

ddavidn > TheJWT 01/30/2014 at 17:28

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I think they taste like the charcoal in the bottom of the BBQ.

DuckDraper > willkinton247 01/30/2014 at 17:30

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Guy Fieri is the only person who would actually look less like an ass driving that Jeep. It's like it was made for him.

Stef Schrader > ddavidn 01/30/2014 at 18:10

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Dude, those are some really big tits.

Stef Schrader > TheJWT 01/30/2014 at 18:12

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CHICKEN WASABI COFFEE THROWDOWN

I have to admit—I hate K-Cups with a deep, burning passion for making watery, bland coffee, but the chocolate mint intrigues me.

Maybe mint's flavorful enough to survive the Keurig gauntlet.

ddavidn > Stef Schrader 01/30/2014 at 18:14

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This was brought up by someone else, and now I'm curious to know approximately how big they would be... but I am way too scared to google it.

Textured Soy Protein > willkinton247 01/30/2014 at 18:16

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He's already got his Wrangler bases covered.

Stef Schrader > ddavidn 01/30/2014 at 18:36

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So, cups are measured by how many inches of difference there are between the under-bust and the boob itself. So, if it's 30" around your ribcage and 37" around your boobs, that'd be a 30G.

A K-cup would be 11" of difference between ribcage and around the boobs. Well, in the US.

The UK (which, oddly, is a fantastic place to order larger/oddball sizes from) likes to double up their letters sometimes in a way that doesn't make as much sense. There, a K is 14" of difference.

Either way, that's some tig ol' biddies.

Bad Idea Hat > Stef Schrader 01/30/2014 at 18:38

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...how?

Stef Schrader > Bad Idea Hat 01/30/2014 at 18:40

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I love being the source of too much information.

ddavidn > Stef Schrader 01/30/2014 at 18:41

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More than I ever wanted to know about boobs!!

I don't find this odd, I've been to the UK. Oddball sizes seem appropriate...

Thanks for saving my curiosity.

Bad Idea Hat > Stef Schrader 01/30/2014 at 18:45

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I like breasts, but...

I have nothing. I could never work out the math. I thought lingerie-sellers were magicians. It's an esoteric number to me. I know letters go from A to C, then suddenly there are multiples. At that point I become confused and drool.

Stef Schrader > Bad Idea Hat 01/30/2014 at 18:47

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Oh, no, that part doesn't make sense.

DD = E

DDD = F

DDDD = G

...but then

AA = < 1" of difference, and thus, smaller than an A

AAA = even smaller than that.

No sense. Nope. None at all.

Bad Idea Hat > Stef Schrader 01/30/2014 at 18:52

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All I know is that 38DD is big.